06.24.08
Moths are a physical manifestation of evil
Posted in Gaming, God Dammit tagged evil, guitar hero, metallica, moths, one at 4:13 am by kagamynn
Seriously, they all need to go extinct. Every god damned subspecies of them, and anything closely related to them need to die in a fire.
So I’m sitting here playing guitar hero, and I’m about 4.5 minutes into ‘One’ by Metallica. Accidentally I tilt the guitar up a bit too much and use the full star power I had planned to use for the solo. So I’m thinking ‘Ah screw it, i’ll go for it and see what happens.’ The solo comes, and I’m expecting to instantly fail miserably. Instead, I somehow manage to tear the first portion of it apart completely, still in the green on the meter. Next part of the solo comes, which is quite a bit easier. I breathe a sigh of relief, and then suddenly this HUGE FUCKING MOTH lands right on my face, scares the living crap out of me, and causes me to almost instantly fail the song.
Well that moth is still around here somewhere, and I’m determined to find it. However, I tried the song again about 4 more times after that happened, and even with star power, couldn’t get nearly as good a run as that first time. Been trying to do this forever, and can’t get anywhere with it. And when I finally do, moths screw me up. I’ve always hated them, now even more so.
tl;dr: fuck you Kirk Hammett